Showing posts with label EL James. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EL James. Show all posts

Sunday, 30 June 2013

If Best Selling Authors were self-published....


..... little known, and struggling to get themselves read - can you imagine how they might promote themselves on Twitter?


Jackie Collins @JackieC


Writer ~ sexually charged romantic suspense
Characters fictional, any similarity to real people
purely coincidental... honest...
No DMs, please.  

Beverly Hills, LA

@JackieC  Lazing in the sun today?  So much better with those HOLLYWOOD WIVES... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hollywood-Wives-ebook/dp/B006YZND18 #summerreads #BYNR

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Jeffrey Archer @JArcherWrites



Amazon Bestselling Author of A MATTER OF HONOUR, KANE & ABEL
Award winning blagger (sorry, blogger)
Dramatist. Mediapreneur. Political animal
www.JeffreyArcher.com

@JArcherWrites Get Amazon Bestseller A TIME WILL TELL #now! This wknd ONLY £2.99! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Only-Time-Clifton-Chronicles-ebook/dp/B004WDZZP6 #it's2.99allthetimereally #IndieBooksBeSeen


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Bill Bryson @BillsTravels


Goes to lots of places and writes about them
All round nice guy (My wife says)
I've got one of those blog things too
www.notanothertravelblog.com

@BillsTravels Hi Guys, sorry haven't RTd for 3 months - been hiking the Appalachian trail! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Walk-In-The-Woods-ebook/dp/B0035OC826


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Sophie Kinsella @chicklitprincess




Author of the SHOPAHOLIC series on Amazon
Chocaholic, wineaholic 
Pretend to be @MadelineWickham when I get fed up with 
writing about totally brain dead women

@chicklitprincess YAY!  Booksigning was brill & met the lovely @MarianKeyes there! pic.twitter.com../ #goddesslit


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Stephen King @ScaryGuy



Author.  Paranormal & all that shit
Hates self-promo. Schedules tweets so doesn't have to 
talk to anyone
www.prolificwriter.com


@ScaryGuy What if you broke down in the snow and got rescued by.... your biggest fan?  MISERY http://www.amazon.co.uk/Misery-ebook/dp/B003BKZW7M #250morewhenyou'vefinishedthisone 


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Jilly Cooper @PiscesWriterLady


Author of jolly romps Riders, Rivals, etc.  Wife, mother, proud Granny
Loves gardening, drinking wine, and common people;
they're so frightfully sweet and amusing!

A simply super house in rural Glos


@PiscesWriterLady Sitting in garden typing today.  Not getting hang of this Twitter lark.  Can someone tell me how to add links?



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John Grisham @JohnGrisham


Amazon bestselling author of THE FIRM, THE CLIENT, etc.
Former lawyer and pretty cool guy.  
Totally gets all this branding stuff
www.JohnGrisham.com


@JohnGrisham Amazon Bestseller THE FIRM - soon to be made into a film starring that fish face lady and that mad short-arse puff bloke #MustRead http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Firm-ebook/dp/B003IDMUV8


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Emily Barr @Adventurer


Contemporary Fiction author
Former travel journalist, now dipping my toes into 
the water of self-publishing!
Wife, mother, teacher

Cornwall


@Adventurer Off abroad to escape horrendous trauma of my past life - oh, no, sorry, that's my character... http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Perfect-Lie-ebook/dp/B003YFJ662



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Douglas Kennedy @TheOtherMaineWriter


Contemporary Fiction/Thriller Writer
I observe, I plot, I write
Pretentious, moi?

Lone Beach house in Maine

@TheOtherMaineWriter New #blog post: Writing Women characters: just give them a female name and then write them as you would a man #sorted 


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Danielle Steel @Superwoman


Prolific romance author living the American Dream, and then some :)
Published by $$DollarSigns Press
Wife and Mom
(I have my own perfume, too)

@Superwoman Morning Tweeps!  Edited one novel, researched another, fought law suit - phew, must be time for breakfast!  What have you guys got planned for today?


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Jack Kerouac @JKerouac




Existentialist. Poet. Non-conformist.  
Hates Labels
Writes a bit

On The Road

@JKerouac New #Blog post: So what's all this #BeatGeneration shit about anyway? via @wordpress.com #MondayBlogs


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Enid Blyton @FarawayTree




Children's Author.
Tuck boxes filled with high cholesterol food,
delinquent schoolgirls,
girls who pretend to be boys, and men 
with saucepans on their heads...
#don'tjudgeme

@FarawayTree What happened when Dick met Fanny? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Enid-Blyton-The-Biography-ebook/dp/B0078XHB40  #kidlit #fantasy #MustRead



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GRR Martin @Direwolf


Author of epic #fantasy series
A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
Books 6 & 7 out in 2015... or 2016..... or ....

Westeros


@Direwolf  Struggling with WIP.  Jon Snow - secret Targaryen?  Is Cold Hands Benjen Stark?  Could do with some more likes on my FB page facebook.com/Westeros...


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JK Rowling @Gryffindor




Author of Harry Potter series for children #fantasy
Also written adult (not erotica!) novel CASUAL VACANCY
Single Mum
Twitter Newbie - please be patient!


@Gryffindor Sitting in cafe (with baby!) writing another #HarryPotter book, dreaming of bestsellerdom!  via Blackberry


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EL James @MeAndMrGrey




Author of erotic novel 50 Shades of Grey, series planned
Chasing that book deal, like everyone else...
I don't follow trends, I set them

Chained to the bed, NW1

@MeAndMrGrey Anyone fancy being knocked about by a misogynistic psycho?  http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-ebook/dp/B007L3BMGA #ASMSG #BDSM


If you enjoyed this and would like to see some more, you can find part two HERE and part three HERE