Saturday, 20 May 2017

#amwriting - or would be if I could string a sentence together....


....what to do when the words just won't come.

You've probably been there.  It's first draft season and, the night before, when you were watching a mediocre film on TV, half your mind was planning out the next few scenes of your plot.  You can't wait to get back to it.  Next day, you make your beverage of choice, sit down and ... nothing.  You write a couple of paragraphs, and think, "If I paid money for this, I'd ask for a refund".  Your dialogue is banal, your descriptions wooden, and that scene that seemed so intriguing and relevant last night now comes across as hackneyed/unfeasible.  



A few suggestions about what to do when this happens 
(and what not to do):
  • Push through it.  It might be that the spark re-ignites in the next scene, and it begins to flow, after all.
  • Push through, even if it doesn't.  But won't this section be useless, and need to be scrapped, anyway?  Probably.  Or maybe it can be improved upon in the second draft.  There might be some good ideas hidden in the bad stuff.  The important thing is that you've got it down, and taken the draft to the next stage.
  • Do you have a daily word count target/must-write for your first drafts?  I do.  It's 2K.  I don't allow myself to get up from my chair until I have written those 2K.  On odd days like this, though, I give myself a break.  I say, "Right, it's not a good writing day, so you can get up when you've written 800".  Inevitably, I carry on and write more.
  • Accept it.  Don't give yourself a hard time, and bow out for the day. Use that allotted writing time for something you wouldn't otherwise have done, so you feel it wasn't wasted.  Like the ironing.  Yes, yes, I know that in the grand scheme of things the ironing isn't anywhere near as important as your novel, but most of us don't live in the grand scheme of things.
  • Write a blog post.  Write the plan for the short story you've had in your head for a couple of months.  Plan out the next few chapters.  Write the first draft of the blurb.  Any of these things will give you a sense of achievement and put you in a better mood - and they might even give the creativity a kick start.
  • Talk it through with a writer friend, either in person or via emails.  It might not solve the problem, but it's good to talk to someone who will understand. 



And what not to do?
  • Get drunk and morose about it.  You're not Hunter Thompson or Ernest Hemingway.  It'll just make you feel worse, and you won't be able to write tomorrow, either, because you'll have a hangover.
  • Read one of your favourite books.  It'll make you even more depressed, and convinced that you might as well unpublish everything you've ever written.
  • Take it out on your loved ones, acting the prima donna about your 'writer's block'.  Don't glamorise it; it's not some mysterious syndrome that afflicts the creative/artistic.   You just can't think what to write, that's all.
  • Become convinced that you will never be able to write anything decent, ever again.  You will.  It'll come back

But what if it goes on for over a week, or a month?  If you've already written several novels, maybe it's just that you need a break.  Some writers start the next one as soon as the current WIP has been despatched to the proofreader.  Some need a few months to collect their thoughts.  If it's your first try, it could be that writing novels isn't the best move for you at the moment, and you might be better writing short stories, or novellas, or articles, to keep your hand in until the time's right.

If you're having a bad writing day today, I hope the words flow better tomorrow!



Tuesday, 2 May 2017

If Twitter had been around in the 1980s... (Part Four)

.... what would some of my Twitter friends looked like, and been tweeting about?

To see what we're up to 30 years on, just click the user name above the picture.
😀😂😈

More youthful faces and Yuppie restaurants in Part One  HERE
... big hair and lack of jowls in Part Two  HERE
... Levi ads and pixie boots in Part Three  HERE



Alison Williams @AlisonW_Editor 

@AlisonW_Editor
#FridayNight: Black hat? Check.  Black make-up? Check.
See you after the black hours....
(btw, am not a Thompson Twin)


~~~

Trisha Ashley @trishaashley


@trishaashley
Pregnant, barefoot but not in the kitchen!  My #artwork on the wall; post-birth, do I take A Leap Of Faith and concentrate on #art, or #writing? 

~~~

Barb Taub @barbtaub

@barbtaub
Where did these come from?  Aren't I supposed to be a high-flying journalist? #amdreaming about a no-kids trek around India....

~~~ 

Sarah Boucher @saraheboucher
 
 

@saraheboucher
Am hoping my fairy godmother will magic me some new shoes 😍 .... the modern day fairytale#SixYearOldShoeaholic


~~~

Rose Edmunds @RoseEdmunds

@RoseEdmunds
Life Goals:
Be Sleeping Beauty
Be #POTUS
Be Famous #Writer
Wear pyjamas most days.
Yes, all at once.
#MondayMotivation

~~~

Val Poore @vallypee


@vallypee
That was me, thinking I'd never wear school uniform again... #ProperWritingJob
I WILL live on a barge one day, I will, I will....

~~~

Terry Tyler @TerryTyler4

@TerryTyler4
What a great way to see out the 1980s: meeting Steven Tyler on Saturday, November 25th, 1989! 


..... and I'll leave you with a few more, just for laughs.  First one is Proofread Julia and me, in 1984 😂😆😅


 I think this one was at the beginning of 1983 
(I had my first blonde highlight in 1984!)

 Julia outside my shop in Northampton, in 1984

 ...and a very early 1980s one - think this was taken in April 1980


Might think about doing a 1990s one some time......

Wednesday, 26 April 2017

If Twitter had been around in the 1980s... Part Three

....what would some of my Twitter friends have looked like and been tweeting about?

To see what we're up to now, just click the username above the picture 😃

More from the Big Hair decade in Part One HERE
... and even more shoulder-padded fun in Part Two HERE

~~~

Rose Edmunds @RoseEdmunds 

 
@RoseEdmunds  
#Thatcher'sBritain?  No, taking time off from the cut-throat world of high finance to give some exposure to my maternal instincts...!

~~~

Nick Mann @Nickmann70


@Nickmann70 
Fancy myself in the new Levis ad. Another Nick (Kamen) beat me to it. 


~~~

Jill Doyle @JillsBookCafe
 

@JillsBookCafe
My favourite pixie boots!  And love my new scarf; could this become my signature look? Now to find a nice Cafe and have a Good Read!

~~~

Liz LLoyd @LizanneLloyd 



@LizanneLloyd
Mum of the year - if only she would sleep, so I could get Lost in a Good Book! #amreading #Iwish 

~~~

Bev Spicer @BevSpicer1 



@BevSpicer1
Practising my Bunny Girl pout in Crete! #TravelTuesday

~~~

Julia Gibbs @ProofreadJulia 


@ProofreadJulia
Just woke up from an amazing #dream set in the future, in which I was working for #A-ha! Must make it come true 😍 #MortenHarket #MondayMotivation
Julia in 2002....




Sunday, 23 April 2017

If Twitter had been around in the 1980s... (Part Two)

....what would some of my Twitter friends have looked like and been tweeting about?  More 1980s fun in Part One HERE!

To see what we're up to 30 years later, click the user name above the photo....


Terry Tyler @TerryTyler4


@TerryTyler4
The Ladies in Red....!!  
Hope someone invents hair straighteners soon....

~~~


Rosie Amber @rosieamber1 


@rosieamber1
Shadow Puppets time!  Any requests? Complete the form on my BLOG, and it will be performed for you by a member of my Shadow Puppets team #RSPT  Meanwhile, #amreading.  No, really. 📚


~~~


June Kearns @june_kearns 


@june_kearns 
My life: Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub.... 
(famous novelist dreams currently on hold...) 👷


~~~


Georgia Rose @GeorgiaRoseBook 



@GeorgiaRoseBook  
Early start (yes, Before The Dawn!) and wilful horses ~ #amriding!  (#SentFromPub #SouthernComfort #Wahey!!) 🏇🏇


~~~


Carl Rackman @CarlRackman



@CarlRackman 
Bumped into Tessa Sanderson in the pub. 🏃
She chased me home.  Honest.



~~~


Lizzie Lamb @lizzie_lamb 


@lizzie_lamb 
Wonderful #Usigebeatha!  Had idea for novel set in Highlands and Islands; well, I've got the title!  Scotch on the Rocks - like it?


 More next week.....

 

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

#WordlessWednesday #Whitby









If Twitter had been around in the 1980s.... #wwwblogs


... what would some of my Twitter friends have been tweeting about (and looked like???)?  To see what we're up to 30 years later, just click the user name above each photo...  😲😅

More to come after this one ~ here are the first six....



Terry Tyler @TerryTyler4 



@TerryTyler4 
No, it's not mine!  But you never know, it might be useful research for the novel I'll write one day ... #YeahRight 😂 😎

~~~

Julia Gibbs @ProofreadJulia


@ProofreadJulia 
Premier YUPPIE restaurant or not, I'm not paying £1.50 for a 'Spritzer' if the menus have spelling errors... 'hor d'ouvres', anyone? 
#amproofreading whilst #amdrinking

~~~ 

Shelley Wilson @ShelleyWilson72


@ShelleyWilson72  
Goals for my 16th birthday year:
1. See Wham! live - going tonight!
2. Eat birthday cake for breakfast! 😄😃😋
#MondayMotivation

~~~ 

Lizzie Lamb @lizzie_lamb 


@lizzie_lamb 
Hub says I look #NewRomantic in my #LauraAshley ~ great name for a #romance publisher?! @NewRomanticsPress ~ hmmm... 💘
Click @NewRomanticsPress to see if Lizzie's idea materialised...

~~~

Cathy Ryan @CathyRy


@CathyRy 
💏 English June weddingReading Between The Lines ... it's so cold the guests are in fur coats...! 😍

~~~

Val Poore @vallypee

@vallypee  
Loving the Winter Sun in Port Shepstone #SouthAfrica.
Keeping a diary so I can write about it one day.... me and my African Ways 😎😎😃😃


  More next week..... 

(ps, If you would like to take part and you have my email address, please send me a photo of yourself at any time during the 1980s, and a line to give me an idea of something you may have tweeted about - I'll do the rest!)