I'll tell you something that gets right up my nose: 'celebrities' pretending to be oh-so-normal and down to earth when they are clearly anything BUT!
I was reading an article in some weekend magazine last week about Sophie Ellis-Bextor and Abbey Clancy, currently on Strictly Come Dancing, and (whether or not this is what they really said, or just how it was portrayed by the magazine, I don't know) they were both giving it all this "oh, people think it's so glamorous, but it's not! We have to do the school run before we go to work, then we get to lunch time and think, oh God, I forgot to pack little Tristan's recorder, and after a gruelling day we get home and have to cook dinner, just like any other working mother!"
.....um... sorry, luvvies, no you're NOT just like any working mother - and I'm guessing you know this!!! You're beautiful, rich, married to handsome successful men (probably), you're talented (maybe), well-known, and no doubt have a whole HOST of minions running round who will get little Tristan's recorder to him, should you have forgotten to have put it in his backpack, or whatever it is children use for their school paraphernalia these days. You go to 'work' where you are probably fawned over, and get to learn to dance with totally hot guys all day whilst earning an absolute packet. And you don't have to do it so that you can afford to pay the mortgage, you do it to enhance your profile and secure other gigs that will pay out as much as this one does.
Wouldn't it be great if, just once, one of them said this:
"Yeah, I can't believe my luck! I was born stunning, can do exactly what I want, and I've got all this money. RE-SULT!!!"
Myleene Klass (talented pianist, millionairess, etc) - the most revoltingly smug, 'Oh, I'm just a normal working mother' of them all!!!