Showing posts with label Enid Blyton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Enid Blyton. Show all posts

Saturday, 12 September 2015

The Z Files: Anne Goodwin ~ Leo

Welcome to The Z Files.  I asked writers to produce a piece for me to show how the characteristics of their zodiac signs manifest themselves in their work, and the way they work... they were invited to treat it as seriously, lightly or cynically as they wish!  For previous posts, please see the links at the end of this one.


When I first thought of this I did my own Leo post to kick it off - then, lo and behold, the first two posts I received were from Leos, too!  Never let it be said that we lions are not on the ball :)  Today I'm pleased to introduce fellow Queen of the Jungle and north-easterly person, Anne Goodwin, who has recently published her debut novel, Sugar and Snails ~ if you take a look at that Amazon link you'll see it has many stunning reviews already :)

Anne Goodwin takes a cynical look at astrological characteristics; here she asks:  How could I be a Leo? 


"I must have been about seven or eight when I first learnt about horoscopes – or horror-scopes as I genuinely believed they were called. And not without reason: discovering my star sign proved beyond reasonable doubt that I was inadequate. Like the lion, Leos were supposed to be in charge of the pack, not hiding at the back, scared to open our mouths. 

So forgive me if I’m somewhat sceptical about diagnosing personality according to patterns in the night sky. A sociable charismatic leader I most definitely am not. I’ll accept creative and determined, but aren’t these characteristics of any writer who craves publication? If I appreciate being appreciated, does that make me like a lion basking in the sun?"


"If I paid any attention to the Zodiac, I wouldn’t have made the narrator of Sugar and Snails another Leo. You don’t stick your head above the parapet when you’ve got something to hide. Had I thought about it, I’d have lodged Diana under Cancer: a dutiful hard-working teacher unable to dissociate herself from painful emotions from the past.

But there’s one Leo characteristic I’d claim for the pair of us, and that’s warmth. As in my picture, I’m quite a smiley person, and Diana is only waiting for someone to love her to bring out her natural warmth, displayed in the colours of her cover image. All she needs is one more sunrise over the pyramids to embrace it for herself."

 
I'm duty bound to stick up for astrology, I suppose, so I feel I must point out loads of writers aren't as determined as you, Anne, and that your online presence has a somehow queenly aura I can't quite put my finger on!!  You can follow Anne on Twitter where she is a keen sharer of blog posts, or read more from her on her blog

And finally ~ I wonder if Anne has anything in common with these lady Leo writers?

Crime maestro P D James....


.... and fantasy land lady herself, Enid Blyton!



Up next: a Cancer who thinks he's half Gemini, followed by an initially sceptical Virgo!

Previous posts:

Leo and Aries: Terry Tyler and Julia Proofreader
Gemini: Shelley Wilson
Aquarius and Capricorn: Nicky Black
Sagittarius: Katrina Mountfort

Sunday, 30 June 2013

If Best Selling Authors were self-published....


..... little known, and struggling to get themselves read - can you imagine how they might promote themselves on Twitter?


Jackie Collins @JackieC


Writer ~ sexually charged romantic suspense
Characters fictional, any similarity to real people
purely coincidental... honest...
No DMs, please.  

Beverly Hills, LA

@JackieC  Lazing in the sun today?  So much better with those HOLLYWOOD WIVES... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hollywood-Wives-ebook/dp/B006YZND18 #summerreads #BYNR

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Jeffrey Archer @JArcherWrites



Amazon Bestselling Author of A MATTER OF HONOUR, KANE & ABEL
Award winning blagger (sorry, blogger)
Dramatist. Mediapreneur. Political animal
www.JeffreyArcher.com

@JArcherWrites Get Amazon Bestseller A TIME WILL TELL #now! This wknd ONLY £2.99! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Only-Time-Clifton-Chronicles-ebook/dp/B004WDZZP6 #it's2.99allthetimereally #IndieBooksBeSeen


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Bill Bryson @BillsTravels


Goes to lots of places and writes about them
All round nice guy (My wife says)
I've got one of those blog things too
www.notanothertravelblog.com

@BillsTravels Hi Guys, sorry haven't RTd for 3 months - been hiking the Appalachian trail! http://www.amazon.co.uk/Walk-In-The-Woods-ebook/dp/B0035OC826


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Sophie Kinsella @chicklitprincess




Author of the SHOPAHOLIC series on Amazon
Chocaholic, wineaholic 
Pretend to be @MadelineWickham when I get fed up with 
writing about totally brain dead women

@chicklitprincess YAY!  Booksigning was brill & met the lovely @MarianKeyes there! pic.twitter.com../ #goddesslit


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Stephen King @ScaryGuy



Author.  Paranormal & all that shit
Hates self-promo. Schedules tweets so doesn't have to 
talk to anyone
www.prolificwriter.com


@ScaryGuy What if you broke down in the snow and got rescued by.... your biggest fan?  MISERY http://www.amazon.co.uk/Misery-ebook/dp/B003BKZW7M #250morewhenyou'vefinishedthisone 


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Jilly Cooper @PiscesWriterLady


Author of jolly romps Riders, Rivals, etc.  Wife, mother, proud Granny
Loves gardening, drinking wine, and common people;
they're so frightfully sweet and amusing!

A simply super house in rural Glos


@PiscesWriterLady Sitting in garden typing today.  Not getting hang of this Twitter lark.  Can someone tell me how to add links?



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John Grisham @JohnGrisham


Amazon bestselling author of THE FIRM, THE CLIENT, etc.
Former lawyer and pretty cool guy.  
Totally gets all this branding stuff
www.JohnGrisham.com


@JohnGrisham Amazon Bestseller THE FIRM - soon to be made into a film starring that fish face lady and that mad short-arse puff bloke #MustRead http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Firm-ebook/dp/B003IDMUV8


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Emily Barr @Adventurer


Contemporary Fiction author
Former travel journalist, now dipping my toes into 
the water of self-publishing!
Wife, mother, teacher

Cornwall


@Adventurer Off abroad to escape horrendous trauma of my past life - oh, no, sorry, that's my character... http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Perfect-Lie-ebook/dp/B003YFJ662



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Douglas Kennedy @TheOtherMaineWriter


Contemporary Fiction/Thriller Writer
I observe, I plot, I write
Pretentious, moi?

Lone Beach house in Maine

@TheOtherMaineWriter New #blog post: Writing Women characters: just give them a female name and then write them as you would a man #sorted 


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Danielle Steel @Superwoman


Prolific romance author living the American Dream, and then some :)
Published by $$DollarSigns Press
Wife and Mom
(I have my own perfume, too)

@Superwoman Morning Tweeps!  Edited one novel, researched another, fought law suit - phew, must be time for breakfast!  What have you guys got planned for today?


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Jack Kerouac @JKerouac




Existentialist. Poet. Non-conformist.  
Hates Labels
Writes a bit

On The Road

@JKerouac New #Blog post: So what's all this #BeatGeneration shit about anyway? via @wordpress.com #MondayBlogs


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Enid Blyton @FarawayTree




Children's Author.
Tuck boxes filled with high cholesterol food,
delinquent schoolgirls,
girls who pretend to be boys, and men 
with saucepans on their heads...
#don'tjudgeme

@FarawayTree What happened when Dick met Fanny? http://www.amazon.co.uk/Enid-Blyton-The-Biography-ebook/dp/B0078XHB40  #kidlit #fantasy #MustRead



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GRR Martin @Direwolf


Author of epic #fantasy series
A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE
Books 6 & 7 out in 2015... or 2016..... or ....

Westeros


@Direwolf  Struggling with WIP.  Jon Snow - secret Targaryen?  Is Cold Hands Benjen Stark?  Could do with some more likes on my FB page facebook.com/Westeros...


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JK Rowling @Gryffindor




Author of Harry Potter series for children #fantasy
Also written adult (not erotica!) novel CASUAL VACANCY
Single Mum
Twitter Newbie - please be patient!


@Gryffindor Sitting in cafe (with baby!) writing another #HarryPotter book, dreaming of bestsellerdom!  via Blackberry


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EL James @MeAndMrGrey




Author of erotic novel 50 Shades of Grey, series planned
Chasing that book deal, like everyone else...
I don't follow trends, I set them

Chained to the bed, NW1

@MeAndMrGrey Anyone fancy being knocked about by a misogynistic psycho?  http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-ebook/dp/B007L3BMGA #ASMSG #BDSM


If you enjoyed this and would like to see some more, you can find part two HERE and part three HERE